The Only Race Where Coming in First Means You’re Grounded for 18 Years T-Shirt

Winning has its perks… and a whole lot of responsibility! This hilarious tee is for the champs who crossed the line first and now have a tiny coach calling the shots for the next 18 years. Perfect for new parents, expecting couples, or anyone who’s ever had a “whoops” moment that led to diaper duty. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get laughs—just be prepared for the reality check that comes with it!

Why You’ll Love It:

If life handed you a first-place ribbon in the form of a mini-you, this shirt is a badge of honor! Wear it as a reminder of that life-changing victory lap, or gift it to the next parent-to-be who just joined the race of a lifetime.